Sinking Confusion

The Unfortunate life of an adolescent college student. And other shit happens too.

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

Agreed

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Anonymous asked: Whats the largest thing youve ever had in your butthole.

flamingno:

jackballs:

i can’t believe you fit lana del rey in your ass

spoo-kyou:

how much money do they pay the models in stock photos

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like

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seriously

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wHAT

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IS

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THIS

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I DON’T

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UNDERSTAND

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WHAT

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IS THAT SALAMI

Bologna.

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"I’m not a princess, I’m a Khaleesi."

That awkward moment you totally misunderstand a post and come off as an ass. For anyone who is still offended, I misunderstood the post about transgender and thought they were claiming the term “transgender” as offensive. And that to me seemed like people were being way too sensitive about that term. Since that is NOT the case, I agree entirely, the t-word is inappropriate.

Those of you who messaged me privately, thank you for clarifying this. I must look like a HUGE ASS. Please accept my apology.

mark-gaytits:

imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”

and jesus just

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tony-and-loki:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

craftastrophies:

edgebug:

Iron Man (2008): Deleted Scenes

Tony Comes Home

christ.

can you imagine though, jarvis all alone in tony’s malibu house? jarvis who of course doesn’t have any physical form at all, jarvis who at this point occupies just the house and tony’s phone—jarvis, who is dependent on tony for everything, who lives essentially in tony’s pocket, suddenly being completely alone for the first time in his silicon life.

and every ten minutes on the dot for days and days and days he accesses the latest news reports, re-calculating and re-calculating tony’s chances at survival, endlessly running the numbers. and nobody told him to do that. tony’s house was empty and dark and nobody told jarvis to keep an eye on the news but he did. jarvis could have just spun down his hard drives and gone into hibernate mode, but he didn’t.

no, he watched the news. he stood vigil. he waited and he hoped that his calculations were wrong. that one day he would be able to say welcome home, sir once more.

Emotional state: upset about robots.

Well yea, kids get upset when their parent isn’t around.

I HAVE SO MANY JARVIS FEELS RIGHT NOW

did you just get me upset over automated intelligence?

Guys.. Maybe Tony didn’t have Jarvis’ hibernation settings set. So it wasn’t a choice. And… Assuming Jarvis has any feelings at all (which I doubt he does) it would be more torture to be forced I stay on then not wanting to turn off.

Computers, until turned off or broken, run the same program.

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