do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
I know I’ve been on tumblr too long when I’m looking at someone’s twitter account and look at their banner and picture and posts and try and figure out what theme they have going on. What is this twitter account about? What kind of posts can I expect to get from them? What? These all seem random?